”José Mourinho says Edin Dzeko should have won player of year award.”
Translation: I’m going to try and buy Dzeko at the end of the season
Crap. Why did I start reading @gwern.net this late‽ Already 15 tabs deep. Gonna be here all night.
#BloodySiri: http://t.co/ZJ6CLJeRjJ
Ladies and gentleman, the news: http://t.co/WRyKmLPPiT (that text was incredibly well timed)
Watched “Her”.
A very good film that makes Siri look like an even bigger dumbass.
Drinking a Country Bitter by McMullen & Sons @ The Peahen — http://t.co/Fc4VyN4qkB
Watched “Looper” again. Why did they take a cyberpunk action flick and a 3 person thriller and slap them together‽ Still, rather enjoyed it.
TIL about the genre ‘conscious rap’, where the rapper doesn’t talk about drugs, money & women and instead focuses on social issues.
I’m often overwhelmed by the vast amounts of books out there, and can never choose. So just buying every new Pelican book simplifies things.
#PelicanBooks are back! The first 5 books are released today and are available on Amazon and the Pengiun website.
Macbook finally back from Apple. Was days away from throwing a molotov cocktail through that big fancy glass window of theirs.
lost 7 lbs since his last weigh-in! Ejclowes’s lost 13 lbs so far. #myfitnesspal
Bloody Siri. http://t.co/BJWDivQPi4
That’s it Now TV, advertise a game that kicked off at 2pm at 3:45pm: http://t.co/vcnuUnoSti
No one can take the sting out of an attacking team like Chelsea. Very impressive.
It’s that time of the month again where I implore you to go and watch “In Bruges”. So seek it out and watch it!
Using simple psychology to improve gamers manners: http://t.co/2m2UIYTwO6
‘Creative constipation’ is a much better phrase than ‘writers block’.
No one does mentally unstable quite like James McAvoy.
United fans: “It’s not our way to sack managers like this.” You’ve never been in a situation to do so before you berks.
“And when it’s over I’d just as soon go on my way / Up to some paradise”.
Rubin (Hurricane) Carter dead at 76: http://t.co/qVJ00M2tIY
Simeone and Rodgers have proven that new approaches and smart tactics can still take leagues by storm, even in this day of age.
lost 1 lb since his last weigh-in! Ejclowes’s lost 6 lbs so far. #myfitnesspal
went for a 5 mi ride. https://t.co/WJ2TCQNsCk
lost 5 lbs since his last weigh-in! #myfitnesspal
went for a 4 mi ride. Check it out on #strava https://t.co/aK0UHMP53V
Two nice videos on inside the Nomos Glashütte factory: http://t.co/eX09zsqhYy + https://t.co/BXHT8EW6Le
You’ve beaten Wigan on penalties. Glory, glory Arsenal. Praise Wenger. Oh, Arsenal’s iron will. Champions.
British Gas man is coming around. Time to display Uncle Ralf in the room he’s working: http://t.co/b6bRqbKfV5
Steinhart Ocean 1 Black http://t.co/huCVxOX0M3