On the side of a 500ml Monster Energy can: “delivers twice the buzz of a regular 250ml energy drink.” You don’t fucking say?!
Anyone want a App .net invitation?
“Alexander Graham Bells last words were ‘’No’, which was a response to his deaf wife whispering ‘Dont leave me.’”
Tonight’s beer: Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Märzen by Heller-Trum — http://t.co/uCueYaCgBJ
Watching UFC for the first time. Man, it’s lame. Another combat sport ruined by lots and lots of hugging.
It’s that time of the month again where I implore you to go and watch “In Bruges”. So seek it out and watch it!
There doesn’t seem to be too many iPhone 5 docks out there. Anyone got a recommendation?
Seems like everyone needs validation about everything they accomplish nowadays.
A good motto to remember: “Climb a mountain, tell no one.”
I’m gutted Napoli drew today with Sampdoria. After Juventus’ lose to Roma I was hoping they could pressure them at the top of Serie A.
Anyone else notice that REALLY obvious PS Vita plug in “House of Cards”. It was awful.
A glowing review of Metro Bank: http://t.co/2fuFXFgs
Tottenham got Lewis Holtby for £1.5m?! Blimey. Bargain. #football
I don’t think I’ve answered my home phone for about three years.
Marco Marin has been the only positive for Chelsea this half.
Sparta Prague 0 - 0 Chelsea at half time. #football
Burger King’s website is straight out of the 90’s: http://t.co/oidjwlB7
The WWII interrogator who used kindness over violence: http://t.co/tZznay9v [reading time: 5 minutes]
Shit. Liverpool got Coutinho?! That’s a great buy.
How to tell if a Union Jack flag is the right way up: http://t.co/KbreP9Vd
Check out @Giggs_Boson’s timeline for some interesting tweets on doping in football.
I spent far too long creating this #gif: http://t.co/TehmQkjt
I do love a bit of Sunday afternoon Serie A.
“Lincoln” — good on a technical level, but it was dull, dull, dull.
It’s also as black as Mordor: http://t.co/3yPabwKZ #beerbods @BeerBods
I thought to myself as I started drinking ‘I couldn’t drink much of this’. But I’ve guzzled it down! Lovely. http://t.co/Uk8eslG7 #beerbods
Real life Dredd: http://t.co/UfLtWznw
Does a word exist for when an avatar sized image looks completely different compared to the bigger version? We need one.
Be sure to look at the Moon tonight. I’ve never seen it so big.
Chili time! https://t.co/HLGarZBQ
One advantage of the first bump over the handshake is its increase in cleanliness.
It’s that time of the month again where I implore you to go and watch “In Bruges”. So seek it out and watch it!