Next up: ‘Why improved water cleanliness is good for humans’.
Ars Technica story: ‘Why the improved camera in the iPhone 4S is good news for shutterbugs’. BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BETTER CAMERA!
Whoa. You can see the full size versions of a the example iPhone 4S photos here: http://t.co/W8xFqCLC
BUT dogs can’t last on standby as my ruined carpet can testify. Dammit.
So no animal is like the iPad!
Mmm. That’s cool I guess.
No, actually, because they’re never always ready to go like the iPad. Dogs are most like it. Sleeps for 16 hours but “walkies” & they’re up.
Hibernating creatures are basically the iPads of the animal kingdom. They can last for ages on standby.
Found myself marvelling about hibernation now. It’s amazing and odd. Do they need to pee?
I must learn more about it in the morning.
I’m sure those male penguins that all huddle up in the winter together have a similar problem. What happens if you’re in the middle?!
Actually, thinking about it, it isn’t really a proper #FirstWorldProblem. It’s more a universal dilemma of life.
#FirstWorldProblem: I’m in bed, and desperate for a drink, but I don’t want to have to get up in the middle of the night for a pee.
So it seems the base model of the iPhone 4S will be £499 in the UK SIM-free. http://t.co/4B09bTHW
Apple. If you’re having server issues attempting to deal with the requests for the iPhone 4S why not just upload it to YouTube!?
Everyone, prepare your Google Reader for the inevitable onslaught of iPhone 4S related posts. Brace yourself.
Prediction: the name ‘Siri’ will see a 10x increase as a baby name now.
Holy crap, it has just dawned on me. It’s Jarvis from Iron Man! Why didn’t they hire Paul Bettany for the voice work!?
This ‘intelligent assistant’ Siri seems to be a real game changer. IF it does work as well as it appears.
I presume this Siri voice assistant thing is built into iOS 5 and is not exclusive to the iPhone 4S?
Urgh. The iPhone 4S logo is bloody ugly: http://t.co/7z1ckmvi (image)
My mistake, it’s not too long, just repetitive. I could listen to a titanic Apple Keynote if it was NEW. We know all this stuff guys!
Okay, this is taking too long. I’m on my second portion of egg, ham and chips and the iPhone segment hasn’t even started yet.
‘Find My Friends’ will have over-protective Fathers all over the world rejoicing.
First greeting card companies and now security companies. Are Apple trying to kill every business? ;)
Okay, ‘Find My Friends’ is a little too creepy. Way too creepy.
iOS 5 is available to download on October 12th. The day of my birthday!
We must stop Apple and their server cruelty!
Mmm. This ‘Cards’ app seems totally unoriginal and just… dull. But I reckon I’d actually use it. Personal, easy and Apple.
Obviously not this time. But usually ;)
But seriously, WHY NOT THIS TIME!?
It’s times like this when every single live blog is going down that you appreciate how amazing it is that Apple video streams it issue free.
Their spelling and pictures are also a lot better than Arstechnica’s.
Engadget is immense! Having to refresh every 10 seconds to keep up.