Cool. They've got a hair braiding stall here. I wonder if they'll braid my pubes?
Cool. They’ve got a hair braiding stall here. I wonder if they’ll braid my pubes?
Posts tagged with "tweet"
A JD worker just said 'suck my balls' too a man because he asked for a shoe in a size...
A JD worker just said “suck my balls” too a man because he asked for a shoe in a size 14. Im a size 12 and am scared of approaching her now.
'A Real Store of Value'. Yes, I'm sure. But what do you sell? I see lots of Indians and a...
‘A Real Store of Value’. Yes, I’m sure. But what do you sell? I see lots of Indians and a 2:1 scale cow painted like a Pink Floyd album.
In an Ed Hardy store. It stinks of douche.
In an Ed Hardy store. It stinks of douche.
All of my senses are being savadged in a Hollister store. It's noisy and pitched black. If I was a...
All of my senses are being savadged in a Hollister store. It’s noisy and pitched black. If I was a woman I would be scared of being raped.
Often there is a monumental difference between well designed, high quality clothes and 'fashionable' clothes. Case in point: Howick vs...
Often there is a monumental difference between well designed, high quality clothes and ‘fashionable’ clothes. Case in point: Howick vs Polo.
Don't shoe cos. understand that certain colors just don't go together. They just throw a random assortment of colors on...
Don’t shoe cos. understand that certain colors just don’t go together. They just throw a random assortment of colors on a shoe. Retro? Nah.
Just walked past a Crocs store. Had the sudden urge to become an arsonist.
Just walked past a Crocs store. Had the sudden urge to become an arsonist.
Amazing how a few years ago Vans were mocked as 'grunge' and now they've found mainstream popularity. Not suprised though....
Amazing how a few years ago Vans were mocked as ‘grunge’ and now they’ve found mainstream popularity. Not suprised though. Solid & stylish.
Since partially breaking my bed the other day I've been sleeping much better. So, I'm leaving it how it is...
Since partially breaking my bed the other day I’ve been sleeping much better. So, I’m leaving it how it is for now. Aside: playing #MW2.
Students only ever put their maths skills to use when planning sleep. 'I'll get 4.7 hours in now. And 3.5...
Students only ever put their maths skills to use when planning sleep. “I’ll get 4.7 hours in now. And 3.5 at Johns. Whats that add up too?”
We put out some food for the foxes & waited at the window. Next thing we know some random guy...
We put out some food for the foxes & waited at the window. Next thing we know some random guy is pissing outside our house right in the open
Amazing and fascinating how the snow has changed the nation. In so many regards. Emotionally, physically, financially, economically, etc.
Amazing and fascinating how the snow has changed the nation. In so many regards. Emotionally, physically, financially, economically, etc.
Ive searched Google 14746 times in the past few years. Thats a bloody lot. You can find out yours here:...
Ive searched Google 14746 times in the past few years. Thats a bloody lot. You can find out yours here: http://www.google.com/history/?hl=en
As @Jack rightly said the other day. (http://bit.ly/6wSkq1) The @Guardian's iPhone app is excellent. Find out more: http://bit.ly/7Trlo6
As @Jack rightly said the other day. (http://bit.ly/6wSkq1) The @Guardian’s iPhone app is excellent. Find out more: http://bit.ly/7Trlo6
Guardian → Food costs to soar as big freeze deepens - http://bit.ly/5fhuKf - Farmers struggle to harvest supplies.
Guardian → Food costs to soar as big freeze deepens - http://bit.ly/5fhuKf - Farmers struggle to harvest supplies.
'In England there are sixty different religions, and only one sauce.' - Francesco Caracciolo
“In England there are sixty different religions, and only one sauce.” - Francesco Caracciolo
Relieved not too see any new #uksnow this morning. It would of made the journey home from Northampton very difficult.
Relieved not too see any new #uksnow this morning. It would of made the journey home from Northampton very difficult.
'He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must...
“He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god."-Aristotle
I'm sleeping on one of those pillows that rustles non-stop, with or without head movement. It sounds like small ants...
I’m sleeping on one of those pillows that rustles non-stop, with or without head movement. It sounds like small ants are mining in my ear.
When people ask me why they should use Twitter instead of Facebook I ask them why they use Google instead...
When people ask me why they should use Twitter instead of Facebook I ask them why they use Google instead of Yahoo.
Reading tweets and listening to Sam mumble about the harshness of the world under his breath as he plays Need...
Reading tweets and listening to Sam mumble about the harshness of the world under his breath as he plays Need for Speed Shift, badly.
Daybreakers was one of those films where you constantly thought 'ok, looks like it's guna get good now.' It never...
Daybreakers was one of those films where you constantly thought “ok, looks like it’s guna get good now.” It never does and is half of a film
First time driving in the snow properly. Brutal, but beautiful. Followed a friend on his bike too Northampton. http://yfrog.com/35urosj
First time driving in the snow properly. Brutal, but beautiful. Followed a friend on his bike too Northampton. http://yfrog.com/35urosj
'Some lose all mind and become soul, insane. Some lose all soul and become mind, intellectual. Some lose both and...
“Some lose all mind and become soul, insane. Some lose all soul and become mind, intellectual. Some lose both and become accepted."-Bukowski
I'm really enjoying all this #uksnow. I'm use to it now and will be sad when it leaves. I want...
I’m really enjoying all this #uksnow. I’m use to it now and will be sad when it leaves. I want the UK to stay like this forever. God?
I mentioned last week how the M&S pie I ate had 1090 calories- http://bit.ly/5aGLRg -Well I've topped it. The one...
I mentioned last week how the M&S pie I ate had 1090 calories- http://bit.ly/5aGLRg -Well I’ve topped it. The one I ate from ASDA had 1500!!
I like how the iPhone Facebook app syncs the details of your friends to your contacts. However, it's rather ugly:...
I like how the iPhone Facebook app syncs the details of your friends to your contacts. However, it’s rather ugly: http://yfrog.com/4gqangj
Forgot how nice just a simple bread and butter tastes.
Forgot how nice just a simple bread and butter tastes.
#uksnow HP2 1/10 - It's started snowing again, lightly. http://yfrog.com/4eau1kj
#uksnow HP2 1/10 - It’s started snowing again, lightly. http://yfrog.com/4eau1kj