Got a random e-mail from @chelseafc: http://t.co/JLXbDLKP
It’s obviously about my Drogba shirt pre-order. But, the specifics? God knows.
This morning’s beer: http://t.co/bGhuCg75
God Larger by Nils Oscar.
Why don’t more anti-smoking groups and governments advertise the fact that smoking makes a man’s penis smaller?
Lots more men would quit.
Why I love @tweetbot: http://t.co/wmQwnxQW
Not sure if I love or hate the new Chelsea away shirt: http://t.co/o5NzfQSJ
The new version of @osfoora is, well, interesting: http://t.co/4LzggkUJ
Really looking forward to Saturday’s football. Netherlands v Denmark, Germany v Portugal and Brazil v Argentina!
Ever wondered what people are doing with their hands in action movies? “Hand Signals For Close Range Engagement”: Image http://t.co/DxDXmuaC
There I was happily reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and this girl was bugging me.
Blimey. If only I was smart enough to reciprocate!
Also, on same holiday was when a girl approached ME. I was so naive. I just couldn’t understand why she was talking to me. Was so confused.
I remember the first time I drank whiskey. I was on holiday, aged 15, and felt like such a badass ordering that baby at the bar.
Tonight’s whiskey is a blast from the past. Distilled July 25th, 1978: http://t.co/zPhIF2Id
I thought summer had arrived so I put my whiskey away. Rain all week = time to get it out again.
What would I prefer more, whiskey or sun?
Also Keith Moon beats Elton John when it comes to wearing pink, sparkly outfits: http://t.co/NfLh98cg
“There’s a guitar up here if any of you little shits wanna come up and play it.” - Pete Townsend
Just won’t get that with Queen’s concert.
Balanced the Universe by watching The Who at Kilburn, Queen Live at Wembley, The Last Waltz while the rest of Britain: Crap Jubilee concert.
It’s suffering from that typical American TV tradition of going on, and on, and on. Just not worth the time investment anymore.
Dropping Game of Thrones. This series had nothing of note and the ending to the final episode: bad, bad, bad.
Hope @letterboxd adds the ability to filter out certain films.
I don’t even like seeing how many stars a film gets before seeing it.
Despite Belgium being one of my favourite teams, I just can’t bring myself to watch this England friendly.
Next months Time cover: The Tragedy of English Football - http://t.co/cTesY0E2
The Queen = one badass motherfuka: http://t.co/rqUR9i3Z
List of sexually active popes: http://t.co/izh9rfvf #Wikipedia
How long until there’s going to be a joke made about how Roman Abramovich saw “The Avengers” and bought Hulk thinking it was the green one?
Seems Hulk is on his way to Chelsea for £38m.
He’s very good, if a little overrated. And that price is too high for me.
I earned the Welcome Aboard badge on Lose It! #LoseIt
This ifttt Recipe creates a .txt file of all your Tweets in your Dropbox: http://t.co/OnSxH8Jj
Very handy.
My Werder Bremen shirt has arrived! Lovely: http://t.co/7hVCAwiY
You know it’s time to upgrade your Mac when your webserver has 3 times more RAM.
Anyone know the name of that website where you can collaborate with friends on travelling/holiday plans?