What?! Nelson Mandela co-founded the Umkhonto we Sizwe, a guerrilla movement that tortured people and laid bombs and land mines?!
That’s taken from the Schmidt Sting Pain Index by the way.
See its Wikipedia page for more: http://t.co/kAsI4SmV
Bullet Ant bite: “Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail grinding into your heel.”
Taking about things that don’t work. Good old iMessage: http://t.co/1umbqrMi
This is why I hate URL shorteners: http://t.co/x0wvvfG1
Half the time they just load and load and load and never redirect.
When I come to power I’m creating a new law: everyone within smelling distance of your barbeque must be invited.
Oh God. Fiorentina shirt at £25. MUST. RESIST.
Seriously, get over to http://t.co/mpuoVzow
There’s some great bargains.
Just blown my winter coat money on Athletico Madrid, Stuttgart and Roma shirts. Totally worth it.
I love this time of year, when the Sun is out and last seasons football shirts are going half price!
Bloody hell it’s hot in direct Sunlight: http://t.co/QYNM2GBG
Sounds: Roxy Music Drink: Aspall Imperial Cyder Activity: Playing Football Manager
#PerfectSaturday
Blossoming into a great spectacle this Copa Del Rey final. Turn over to Sky Sports 1 now!
My goodness, I’ve missed watching Barcelona. They’re 1-0 up against Athletic Bilbao already.
You can turn on the Apple TV with the iOS ‘Remote’ app!
What is this black magic?!
The best part of @Tweetbot 2.4 is that I no longer have to see ‘trends’ when searching: http://t.co/k0pUTaHq
.@Tweetbot understands Twitter better than @Twitter.
Twitter on the Mac and Twitter on the iPhone are completely different experiences because @Tweetbot filters out so much junk for me.
Talking of Juventus. My Del Piero shirt got two beeps from passing cars this afternoon.
I reckon Drogba would do great at Juventus. Juve is one of the few clubs I’d be happy see him go to too.
The new server I got is ridiculously quick: http://t.co/rlc1UsBQ
1GB in 12 seconds. I look forward to when I can get these speeds at home.
Chelsea fans, here’s an iPhone wallpaper you should like: http://t.co/C91hkA69
.@kitbaguk requires all these details just to sign up for their mailing list: http://t.co/rS0IiKCi
Get stuffed.
People sleeping = more bandwidth: http://t.co/3M7ivP0w
Late night browsing is the best.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Chelsea ‘Drogba’ Shirt with Champions League embroidery is finally in stock. The only size avaliable is my size too! Lucky
Woah. I didn’t realise that the Chelsea v PSG friendly in America is being played at the Yankee’s stadium! Image: http://t.co/VSv8IDhS
How come all the best football related t-shirts are made by Americans? Shippings costs galore.
“You die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” Banksy
An ugly face can ruin even the most beautiful: http://t.co/HzZgobvt
I love Dropbox because It just works. Pure and simple. I am yet to encounter a SINGLE problem. Not one! Sign-up! http://t.co/phMoJVPW