I pissed my dog off so much the day I first met him that he's never spoke to me.
I pissed my dog off so much the day I first met him that he’s never spoke to me.
Posts tagged with "tweet"
Daily dose of cuteness: Macaque monkey adopts kitten — http://bit.ly/afUGXd (images)
Daily dose of cuteness: Macaque monkey adopts kitten — http://bit.ly/afUGXd (images)
A cat enters a Russian bush fire. Survives. Comes out sophisticated: http://bit.ly/cANPfp (image)
A cat enters a Russian bush fire. Survives. Comes out sophisticated: http://bit.ly/cANPfp (image)
Why isn't the 'Flying Fuck' listed on WikiSpecies? Yet again, that animal eludes me. I'm yet to even discover a...
Why isn’t the ‘Flying Fuck’ listed on WikiSpecies? Yet again, that animal eludes me. I’m yet to even discover a picture, or its latin name!
Stephen Hawkins is a scientist?! I thought he was a techno wizard. Didn't he sing on that dance club classic...
Stephen Hawkins is a scientist?! I thought he was a techno wizard. Didn’t he sing on that dance club classic “Satisfaction”?
People I don't want to get into a fight with: a 'melancholy Yorkshireman'. A very good musician though: http://youtu.be/GGRbPYhHM64
People I don’t want to get into a fight with: a ‘melancholy Yorkshireman’. A very good musician though: http://youtu.be/GGRbPYhHM64
1 in 3 men brake their iPhone by dropping it down the toilet while attempting to take a picture of...
1 in 3 men brake their iPhone by dropping it down the toilet while attempting to take a picture of their giant feces.
'Holy Mother' is such an under-rated song though. He wrote it for Manuel after he hanged himself. Listen to it:...
“Holy Mother” is such an under-rated song though. He wrote it for Manuel after he hanged himself. Listen to it: http://youtu.be/GPUa0P-ut8k
The problem with Eric Clapton is that he needs someone to die to write a good song. His son: Tears...
The problem with Eric Clapton is that he needs someone to die to write a good song. His son: Tears in Heaven. Richard Manuel: Holy Mother.
'Write drunk; edit sober.' — Ernest Hemingway. @Spinchange
“Write drunk; edit sober.” — Ernest Hemingway. @Spinchange
PROTIP: If you need to use a website to find a tattoo design/idea, you shouldn't be getting a tattoo.
PROTIP: If you need to use a website to find a tattoo design/idea, you shouldn’t be getting a tattoo.
Bored? Try reading one of @Wikipedia's 'unusual articles'. They're fascinating and funny: http://bit.ly/cb1Q4O
Bored? Try reading one of @Wikipedia’s ‘unusual articles’. They’re fascinating and funny: http://bit.ly/cb1Q4O
Why do only forums delete users if they are inactive for long periods of time? Social sites have so many...
Why do only forums delete users if they are inactive for long periods of time? Social sites have so many dormant usernames that I want!
iPhones are like goldfish. If you get past that 2 month marker they last forever.
iPhones are like goldfish. If you get past that 2 month marker they last forever.
'For an economist, tailor made means doing plastic surgery on the client so he can fit the suit.' — @nntaleb
“For an economist, tailor made means doing plastic surgery on the client so he can fit the suit.” — @nntaleb
'Just as no monkey is as attractive as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of...
“Just as no monkey is as attractive as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of the creators.” — @nntaleb
'True love is the complete victory of the unconditional over the conditional.' — @nntaleb
“True love is the complete victory of the unconditional over the conditional.” — @nntaleb
'The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with the poor; the fastest way to become poor is to...
“The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with the poor; the fastest way to become poor is to socialize with the rich.” — @nntaleb
'Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an...
“Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.” — @nntaleb
'The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.' — @nntaleb
“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” — @nntaleb
Follow @nntaleb. But his tweets are protected. Which means I can't retweet any of his stuff to show you how...
Follow @nntaleb. But his tweets are protected. Which means I can’t retweet any of his stuff to show you how awesome he is. Old-fashioned RT:
'Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.' — Eleanor Roosevelt
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
In a new study, scientists find introverts’ brains don't seem to distinguish between inanimate objects and human faces: http://bit.ly/9icvH6
In a new study, scientists find introverts’ brains don’t seem to distinguish between inanimate objects and human faces: http://bit.ly/9icvH6
Happy sacking-of-Rome day! 1,600 years ago today the Visigoths sacked Rome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_of_Rome_(410)
Happy sacking-of-Rome day! 1,600 years ago today the Visigoths sacked Rome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_of_Rome_(410)
Protein that destroys HIV (in rhesus monkeys) discovered — http://t.co/KcuLFre
Protein that destroys HIV (in rhesus monkeys) discovered — http://t.co/KcuLFre
J.S. Bach is Twitter's favourite classical composer because of his lack of character. Every Twitterer hates Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninoff.
J.S. Bach is Twitter’s favourite classical composer because of his lack of character. Every Twitterer hates Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninoff.
It would be very handy with classical artists. It's like a full time job keeping track of the 10+ million...
It would be very handy with classical artists. It’s like a full time job keeping track of the 10+ million artists reproducing Bach daily.
I wish you could subscribe to a musician on @Spotify. So whenever they release a new album it would just...
I wish you could subscribe to a musician on @Spotify. So whenever they release a new album it would just be added to your feed.
Having one of those days where I want a burglar to break in just so I can beat the crap...
Having one of those days where I want a burglar to break in just so I can beat the crap out of some one.
WOW! What a game! Hangeland scores an own goal to put Fulham 1-2 down. Then he only goes and scores...
WOW! What a game! Hangeland scores an own goal to put Fulham 1-2 down. Then he only goes and scores a header moments later to equalise!