The book I’m reading has quotes in the footer of every page, spread across several pages. Shame on you @VersoBooks!
What is the point of a lampshade? Think of all the energy wasted daily to light bulbs to get through and around them.
Never seen more beautiful scenes on a British road than just now on my journey to walk the dog. Autumnal trees caressed by fog. Stunning!
Listening to Fairport Convention’s “Tipplers Tales”, drinking Banks’s Bitter and eating a Steak pie and mash.
Feeling very English.
Rosemary Kennedy, JFK’s younger sister, lobotomised aged 23: http://t.co/k97PjVso
Digestive system tired after holiday so only having liquids for 72 hours. Got The Who Live at Kilburn waiting at home. http://t.co/EmC0ncmL
From what I experienced, both the rich and poor locals were all terribly rude.
But, the many immigrants were all amazingly hardy and kind.
As you can see from those weather predictions, I’m back from holiday.
I enjoyed myself.
Dubai is a curious place.
Anyway, just tap on the day you want hourly updates for to get it up.
I’m sure said default iPhone weather app has always had hourly updates, but I’ve never noticed, so you lot my not of too.
My-Cast has been my iPhone weather app for 2 years now as it gives hourly weather. But, seems default one does too now: http://t.co/aZH5bGiU
Just played a 6'7" Russian guy called Евгений (Evgeny) at table tennis.
Yes, I lost. Badly.
It also proves the long-held rule that you should never allow your mum, girlfriend or wife to buy you clothes.
I think my sore feet is a mixture of NB being great and these shoes terrible. The fact that they’re just called ‘Waterproof’ may be a clue.
I thought I just liked my New Balance 993’s until I tried on another shoe. Now I realise I love them. Pure misery: http://t.co/ZzeohifT
Good news and bad news.
The good news: I’ve found beers.
The bad news: they cost £7 a bottle!!!
My current holiday routine: Bob Dylan album, swim, dry, fry, repeat.
The 4Mbit/s internet here cost £33 a day! Yes, £33 a day. That’s the price of a nice dinner. Luckily there’s a free 500Kbit/s option.
Seriously, camels just look like a bunch of other animal parts stuck together. They are the desert version of the Frankenstein monster.
Whilst trying to find the F1 on Arabic TV I got distracted watching camel racing for an hour. It was bloody hysterical.
Still. He sounds quite nice. I might give him a call.
I mean how desperate or weird do you have to be to advertise for marriage in an international paper?!
This is an ad in the INTERNATIONAL Herald Tribune. Image: http://t.co/QicutQUa
Good morning from Dubai. Listening to Fairport Convention and watching the sun rise. 360: http://t.co/OnBiATGs
Photo: http://t.co/ifOtwtML
On board. See you in 8 hours! 360 panorama: http://t.co/alNnc6N1
Drinking a London Pride and a Chivas. Not a great combination to be honest. Should help me sleep on the plane though. http://t.co/7ZU2cMwz
Having a yummy Emirates buffet. All you can eat too! Image: http://t.co/3Ee8Glbs
On our way to Heathrow thanks to @TristarWW. Currently reading ‘The Volvo Magazine’. Not as dull as you’d think. Image: http://t.co/w6N4VW67
Spent half the day attempting to explain the e-ticketing process to my family. Now, some last minute packing. Image: http://t.co/uNRVwAcH
As I mentioned, I’m going on holiday today.
I’ll either not tweet at all, or if there’s wi-fi, tweet loads of pictures of our fancy hotel.