There’s no away I’m gonna let my kid be one of those toddlers with a bloody iPad. They will have...
There’s no away I’m gonna let my kid be one of those toddlers with a bloody iPad.
They will have a Mac, or be disowned.
Posts tagged with "Tweet"
FaceID is so reliant on your eyes being open that this is how I feel whenever I have to unlock...
FaceID is so reliant on your eyes being open that this is how I feel whenever I have to unlock my phone. https://t.co/glwtrGMQp5
iOS feature I like: when you force quit an app playing sound the audio gently fades away; it doesn’t stop...
iOS feature I like: when you force quit an app playing sound the audio gently fades away; it doesn’t stop abruptly.
Articles about tech deals are always near the top of Apple News. I guess people must click them? But I...
Articles about tech deals are always near the top of Apple News. I guess people must click them? But I really have zero interest. This isn’t Groupon. https://t.co/WXOGVrxE0A
From today’s walk. https://t.co/odLt1dCU7r
From today’s walk. https://t.co/odLt1dCU7r
“[Person] is a wellness coach, lifestyle writer, and spa consultant.” That’s quite the trifecta of bullshit jobs.
“[Person] is a wellness coach, lifestyle writer, and spa consultant.” That’s quite the trifecta of bullshit jobs.
Just realised that my Duralex Picardie glass is now over 10 years old. It's been nothing but a loyal friend...
Just realised that my Duralex Picardie glass is now over 10 years old. It’s been nothing but a loyal friend and is truly indestructible. Buy one. https://t.co/DzWEmeEcKZ
The first step social media companies need to take in my opinion is to create a setting which hides the...
The first step social media companies need to take in my opinion is to create a setting which hides the number of likes, comments, and followers a user/post has. https://t.co/Hq2zc251Vm
Looks like @shefinds is cornering the market on bullshit clickbait articles for women who are both anxious about their weight...
Looks like @shefinds is cornering the market on bullshit clickbait articles for women who are both anxious about their weight and their iPhone battery life.
“Anti-Inflammatory Carbs” 🤔 https://t.co/z7SKov8Vlf
I'm about three years behind the rest of the tech world and I've written a short post on Apple News...
I’m about three years behind the rest of the tech world and I’ve written a short post on Apple News [2 min read] https://t.co/bzhaoRR8cN
By far the best 'productivity tip' I've discovered in recent years is: if a task takes less than five minutes...
By far the best ‘productivity tip’ I’ve discovered in recent years is: if a task takes less than five minutes just do it now.
It’s only taken me 6 years to take the Longines Legend Diver off its rather poor default strap. Much preferring...
It’s only taken me 6 years to take the Longines Legend Diver off its rather poor default strap. Much preferring it on this nato. https://t.co/2Cv2ry8Ds8
Early 2019 lock/home screen. https://t.co/3KcMZSelNi
Early 2019 lock/home screen. https://t.co/3KcMZSelNi
Why is Google Maps warning me that my route goes into France? WTF is going on down there‽ https://t.co/4bRenamflm
Why is Google Maps warning me that my route goes into France? WTF is going on down there‽ https://t.co/4bRenamflm
The issue with all these digital news subs is that they only make financial sense for the consumer if they...
The issue with all these digital news subs is that they only make financial sense for the consumer if they read them ‘cover to cover’. Which doesn’t make sense on the web where people dont exclusively read one newspaper, with their Twitter follows sending them all over the place.
Another day another newspaper paywall in my way. I’m not paying £32/mo to read just a couple of Financial Times...
Another day another newspaper paywall in my way. I’m not paying £32/mo to read just a couple of Financial Times articles a month. Please give me a cheaper option FT.
My dream though is a pay-per-article pricing scheme. It’s such a shame @Flattr never quite took off.
Spotify Connect has quietly become one of the best features of Spotify as it’s added more and more supported devices....
Spotify Connect has quietly become one of the best features of Spotify as it’s added more and more supported devices. It’s very easy to get music in every room now. They just need to work on grouping and audio syncing next. https://t.co/Z0rwxtc8C1
I really don't like the Quartz-ification of web publications. Dynamic in the extreme. For example, you get to the bottom...
I really don’t like the Quartz-ification of web publications. Dynamic in the extreme. For example, you get to the bottom of a Techcrunch article and then poof it disappears. https://t.co/JIzEBDAREW
Oh dear. My muscle memory mugged me off and I accidentally put one of my mechanical watches on an Apple...
Oh dear. My muscle memory mugged me off and I accidentally put one of my mechanical watches on an Apple Watch charger and I’ve magnetised the poor thing.
I’ve turned a +1.4 second a day watch into a +8.6 one :( #CriesInSwiss
1/16. I will never read one of these Twitter ‘threads’ that are so common now. I’m not reading your life...
1/16. I will never read one of these Twitter ‘threads’ that are so common now. I’m not reading your life story across 16 individual Tweets. My 2006-lover-of-blogs self won’t allow it.
Post it somewhere appropriate and link to it, you little rugrats.
Thought it was just me. I've been trying to get into Fortnite again recently, but I've clearly been left behind....
Thought it was just me. I’ve been trying to get into Fortnite again recently, but I’ve clearly been left behind. The skill level is insane now. Not much fun :( https://t.co/UhEJ52YO5s
I wrote a little bit about Amazon Prime Video: https://t.co/Wb4h9NBlPj
I wrote a little bit about Amazon Prime Video: https://t.co/Wb4h9NBlPj
I’m currently in a restaurant. The risotto is tremendous, but the coked up waitress is truly a sight to behold....
I’m currently in a restaurant. The risotto is tremendous, but the coked up waitress is truly a sight to behold. She’s on a whole other planet.
The year is 2087. Cancer is cured. Dementia is avoided via a yearly injection. Exoskeletons help the paralysed move once...
The year is 2087. Cancer is cured. Dementia is avoided via a yearly injection. Exoskeletons help the paralysed move once more. Gene editing ensures healthy babies. Robots put your socks on for you. Games are directly sent to your visual cortex. And BBC iPlayer is still only 720p.
I told my Mum that if she wanted to see more cute photos of whippets she could just type in...
I told my Mum that if she wanted to see more cute photos of whippets she could just type in ‘#whippet’ on Instagram.
She typed ‘hashtag whippet’ into Google.
The hinge on my 6-year-old MacBook Pro has broken. It now looks like a two-in-one laptop advert. https://t.co/30Y9lPQqE2
The hinge on my 6-year-old MacBook Pro has broken. It now looks like a two-in-one laptop advert. https://t.co/30Y9lPQqE2
Talking of booze and films, I've developed a Christmas eve tradition of getting as pissed as a newt and watching...
Talking of booze and films, I’ve developed a Christmas eve tradition of getting as pissed as a newt and watching the truly terrible “The Christmas Candle”.
I’ve done it four years in a row now and will continue to do so until I die of prostate cancer at 68. That’s how it works.
'Filth' is also the only Christmas movie that improves if you watch it in a drunken state. ('Love Actually' and...
“Filth” is also the only Christmas movie that improves if you watch it in a drunken state. (“Love Actually” and “The Holiday” are okay when drunk too, for some reason)
'Filth' is the proper alternative Christmas movie. Sod 'Die Hard'.
“Filth” is the proper alternative Christmas movie. Sod “Die Hard”.
A hot cross bun is just a bottle of cologne in bread form.
A hot cross bun is just a bottle of cologne in bread form.