If a movie trailer has video excerpts of interviews with people after watching the film you know it’s a crap movie.
Scholes a trending topic in 1, 2, 3.
As a Chelsea fan it’s my duty to hate him.
But he’s such a dominating player. The perfect play-maker.
Am I the only one who watches high-end cooking shows whilst eating unhealthy take-out? I also like browsing organic blogs before a BigMac.
It’s that time of the week again where I insist you watch “In Bruges”. So… buy, borrow or steal “In Bruges”. It’s perfect for rainy days.
“It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.” - T. Jefferson
“Peep Show” is my favourite TV show by far. I want to quote everything.
If you haven’t seen it, pick up a series next time your out!
Lucy: It’s great your in a band. What’s it called? Jeremy: We’re called “Various Artists”. Just to fuck over people with iPods. #PeepShow
Scientist: All Blue-Eyed People Are Related — http://t.co/h7Lnh8Y
Ten things I know about the ‘Ground Zero’ mosque - Roger Ebert’s Journal — http://t.co/uc3S05E
The problem with following so many amazing football journalists on Twitter is that I know of a goal before it gets to my TV. Keep up ESPN!
Damn! I get up especially for the Arsenal/Blackpool game & it’s not being broadcast. Time to find a stream w/ muffled sound & blurred video.
Caffeine really is a glorious drug.
Bayern Munich off to a great start against Wolfsburg.
Brilliant buildup play followed by an amazing goal from Muller. So visually pleasing.
They finally came over. Just asked me what I was doing. I got scared and said nothing amusing. They’ve left now.
Ha! My Nan gave me a box of my Grandad’s old stuff, and there’s only some fucking binoculars in there! So I’m using them to play their game.
I have an Iron deficiency and felt dizzy, so I pulled over. Police think I’m suspicious. Been staring for 30 mins: http://yfrog.com/mhek2j
My favourite Radio 4 discovery today is an album called “Dub Side of the Moon”.
Yes, it’s just as awesome as it sounds.
Radio 4 is one of the few radio stations which encourages you to take note.
Listening, I constantly tap furiously at my iPhone’s notes app.
I love BBC Radio4. But it’s taken me 10 minutes to work out two presenters are reviewing a painting, not a film or play. #OnlyAdjectives
I have no 3G. So I’m using no 3G to search Twitter for ‘Orange 3G’. But I have no 3G. So, I’m in a 3G dilemma: http://yfrog.com/3o6qpmnj
Fire in zero gravity: http://bit.ly/97Kkcs (picture)
Why do Parsnips have to look like scrumpsciously delicious huge chips!? Curse them! Curse them!
Welcome to amateur English football. http://post.ly/sK0C
People proclaim “UFO!!!” forgetting what it stands for. ‘UNIDENTIFIED flying object’.
Since March 2007 I have performed 20,000 Google searches.
You can see yours here: https://www.google.com/history (Google account required)
8 months later, satnav is fitted. Much mental preparation is required to have a 5 minute phone call with a coked up Asian in a stereo store.
Today I go from London, to Ajax, to New York. 270 minutes of great football. Hopefully.
Good signs so far. Chelsea 2 - West Brom 0 at ½ ⌚.
Watching “Inception” again. Haven’t slept in 36+ hours. This will not be pleasant. — at Vue http://gowal.la/r/22vdb
The amount of pressure on these young, promising footballers must be insane! ‘Chelsea beat Manchester United to 14-YEAR-OLD Bertrand Traore’
Why do Chelsea like Brazilians so much this year? Previously they had none and are now trying to bring in 3: David Luiz, Ramires and Neymar.